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Chris Ford
40 Years Ago: The Day Motley Crue Were Born
A group of fellows came together to party in January 1981. Oh, and they formed a rock band.
When Guns N’ Roses Debuted a New Lineup at Rock in Rio 3
Axl Rose added an enigmatic guitar wizard, a former member of the Replacements and the drummer from Primus.
Lost & Found: Exploding Banana Mask
WTF? Seriously, WTF?
Lost & Found: King Crimson Play ‘Elephant Talk’ on ‘SNL’ Ripoff Show ‘Fridays’
King Crimson are one of the few bands that gained notoriety in the late '60s that still releases great albums today.
Watch India’s New Poo Mascot Sing the Praises of Pooping in Toilets [NSFW]
According to a report released by World Bank, more than 630 million people in India poop in the streets regularly.
Classic Album Covers Fit Surprisingly Well Over Google Street View Images
British news outlet the Guardian spent some time overlaying the covers of some classic albums on top of Google Street View shots of the locations featured on those covers.
Klingon Beer Takes Your Star Trek Obsession to New, S—faced Heights
If you ever make it to Sto-Vo-Kor, the Klingon heaven, there's a good chance you'll be chugging lots of Warnog.
Watch Kids React to Seeing Nirvana for the First Time
It does our hearts good to see that Nirvana still translates to kids and still seems able to shock a few of them.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Big-Ass Tank Crush Everything in Their Way
'Twins' star, and former leader of the eighth largest economy in the world, Arnold Schwarzenegger just released a video in which he believably emotes for the first time in his illustrious career.
Kevin Bacon Promotes ’80s Awareness in New Video
Millennials. They're everywhere. The debate rages on. Sides are taken over how to define this upcoming batch of semi-adults. Some see them as whiny, self-entitled egomaniacs, while others see them as ambitious go-getters who are willing to rewrite the rules to get what they want.