Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Watch Kicker Casually Drill an 81-Yard Field Goal
No matter where Eddy Pineiro's team is on the field, it's in field goal range.
How Do You Hit a Home Run and Get Tagged Out? Watch This Crazy Play and Find Out
There's a reason that say, "Touch 'em all."
Chicago Bears Fans Are Sooooo Angry They Drafted Mitch Trubisky
Please excuse Chicago Bears fans for thinking the sky is falling.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
Bet You Can’t Guess What State Is Most Addicted to Gambling (Actually, You Probably Can)
Ten bucks says you can figure out which state is most hooked on plunking down some money to win a bet.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
The World’s Fastest 300-Game in Bowling Happened in Under 90 Seconds
Never has bowling been so fast. Or exciting.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.