Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Snake Eats Porcupine, Gets Appropriately Painful Punishment
It's like they say: you are what you eat.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer
This woman is in deep, well, you know.
Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...
UNC Basketball Hero Luke Maye Gets Standing Ovation in Class
Luke Maye is literally the big man on campus.
19 Schools You Totally Forgot Made the Final Four
The Final Four is one of sports most beloved events, but for every Kentucky, Duke and UConn that makes it there are teams that appear so infrequently it just doesn't sound right.
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines Filling
Your eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.
Married Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Is Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Automatic Bullseye Dart Board Is a Total Game-Changer
Bullseye meets glassy eye.
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Engaged Woman Stunned to Find Diamond in Egg She Ate
Which came first, the diamond or the egg?
Cup Blowing Challenge Is Here to Waste Your Day Away
Cups: they're not just for drinking.