Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Falcons’ Welcome Home Party Is Super (Bowl) Sad
The sting of losing the Super Bowl won't go away anytime soon.
Average Wedding Cost Is Soooo High You Should Stay Single Forever
It's the Out-Rageous wedding.
Team Has Defeat Snatched From Jaws of Victory When Fired-Up Fans Prematurely Storm Court
As it turns out, the Patriots' stunning Super Bowl victory wasn't the only improbable come-from-behind win this past weekend.
Crackhead Who Set Himself on Fire and Casually Strolls Down the Street Is the Ultimate ‘Just Say No’
When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
Perfectly Patriotic Chicken Plays ‘America the Beautiful’ on Piano, Wows the World
They may have drumsticks, but chickens are more interested in another instrument.
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real Thing
Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?
6 Irritating People You Definitely Shouldn’t Watch the Super Bowl With
Watching the Super Bowl is a time-honored American tradition. Make sure you keep it that way.
Woman’s Impressive Oreo Art Is Deliciously Magnificent
Here's a way to work up an appetite.
NFL 2017 Bad Lip Reading Is Big Game Hilarity Perfection
As if you're not already pumped up enough for the Super Bowl.
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.