Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Watch a Man Dressed As a Coke Bottle Rob a Restaurant
Police sure are thirsty to find this guy.
Woman Has Affair With Son-in-Law, Then Things Get Really Weird
If this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Make Any Guy Look Like a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
45 Men Dressed As ‘Magnum, P.I.’ Booted From Detroit Tigers Game
Life shouldn't always imitate art.
What NFL Team’s Fans Hate the Patriots the Most? Get Ready to Be Surprised
The New England Patriots don't exactly get much love outside the region where people say "chow-dah," but who despises Tom Brady and company more than anyone else?
5 (Not-So) Essential Facts for National Cheeseburger Day
It's National Cheeseburger Day -- here's what you need to know.
These Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the ‘It’ Out of You
Scared of clowns? This isn't going to help.
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."
Jolt Cola Is Coming Back — But You Can Only Find It in One Store
Here's some news that will definitely energize you.