Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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"If these walls could talk" isn't that far off.
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don’t) Need
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Watch a Smart Car Snugly Fit Inside a Convenience Store
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Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911
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Lifeguard, 15, Saves Toddler 20 Minutes Into His First-Ever Shift
This teen has already had a summer he'll never forget.
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Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Go Really Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.
Russia’s ‘Who Can Drink More Vodka’ Contest Was a Fatal Disaster
Okay, Russia -- maybe it's time you learn to pace yourself.
This Boxer Deftly Owns the Sheer Art of Precision Punching
The only thing faster than Vasyl Lomachenko's eyes are his hands.
Why Is This Rambunctious Dog Anchoring a Newscast?
Russia can't even control their own pets. How can they possibly control our presidential election?
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile Bartender
This is the ultimate beer chaser.