Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.
Caring Cop Parks in Middle of Road for Touching Reason
This officer is looking out for everyone on his beat. And we mean everyone.
Cover Boy Tom Brady Gives ‘Madden Curse’ Metaphorical Middle Finger
It takes a special kind of chutzpah for someone in Boston to poo-poo the idea of a curse, but Tom Brady isn't your run-of-the-mill New Englander.
Guy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim Reaper
Maybe this fella oughta look into getting a unicycle.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
(Not So) Rowdy Ottawa Senators Fans Show Off Wonderful Manners Celebrating Series Win
Depending on your point of view, this was either wildly polite or politely wild.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious
There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.
Slightly Off-Kilter Teen Tries to Burn Down 43-Year-Old Boyfriend’s House
Well, here's the case against dating a younger woman.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."