Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Matthew McConaughey’s Brother Names Son Miller Lyte; Gets Year of Free Beer
Matthew McConaughey's brother, Michael "Rooster" McConaughey, has been awarded a year's supply of free beer after it came out that he named his son Miller Lyte.
Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo
Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.
Multimillionaire Accused Of Peeing on Candy At Texas CVS
Millionaire NYC real estate heir Robert Durst, who was acquitted in the murder of a Galveston man in 2001, is accused of urinating on the candy rack and counter at a Houston CVS.
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.
Texas Rancher Discovers $2 Million Marijuana Farm On Federal Land
A Texas rancher got the surprise of his life when he discovered $2 million in marijuana plants growing on property he recently leased from the Army Corp of Engineers.
Texas Tech Cheerleader’s Hunting Photos Stir Outrage With Animal Activists
Animal rights activists across the globe have expressed outrage at photos posted to Facebook by a 19-year-old Texas Tech cheerleader.
Texas Tech Falls to Ole Miss in College World Series
Guns up as the Red Raiders face off against Ole Miss in the College World Series today at 2 p.m.!
Man Pretended to be Podiatrist to Suck Walmart Shoppers’ Toes, Police Say
While most people would rather have a sleepover at the DMV than suck on the feet of Walmart shoppers, police say one man came up with an elaborate scheme to lick as many Walmart feet as he could get his tongue on.
Officials Say 12 Bodies Recovered at Texas Fertilizer Blast Site
The bodies of 12 people have been recovered from the site of the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas, officials said on Friday.