Ever been to Pharr, Texas? Hear tell it's close to Brownsville. Must not be much to do in Pharr, although latest numbers indicate a bustling 70,000 in population. For that matter, Brownsville must also be a ghost town of sorts -- for the criminals!
Not making any sense yet? Give me a moment, please. Still contemplating how to address this post without laughing uncontrollably over a serious crime. Then again, all crime should be considered serious, right?
Remember that scene from the movie "A Few Good Men", when Tom Cruise grills Jack Nicholson on the witness stand about the "transfer order", and Jack tells Tom there is only one kind of danger - grave.
Still not making much sense, huh?