David Cassidy Arrested For DUI in New York

David Cassidy has done it again! The most famous Partridge Family member is on a serious roll, but "rock" has nothing to do with it.

The once teen heartthrob who is now 63 years old was driving in New York with his high beams on, when he got pulled over by a cop named Tom Jones.

Officer Jones likely greeted Cassidy with "What's New Pussycat?", and because Cassidy was drunk, he probably answered "I Think I Love You".

Unlike a supermarket scale that's unintentionally off a quarter pound when your weighing the tomatoes, my sources tell me that the field sobriety test is calibrated to perfection. Cassidy's blood alcohol level was above the legal limit for the state, so before posting $2,500 bail, he got to spend a few hours at his second home - jail.

That's right Cassidy freaks, your goodie-two shoes "Keith Partridge", is a potential powder keg behind the wheel, racking up the same charge in Florida nearly three years ago, and because this is a multiple offense, he faces felony DUI.

I say his punishment should be putting on a solo concert for the prison inmates without a single barrier between him and them, then maybe those demons that his step-mom Shirley Jones says he has, will finally be exorcised from his body.

Cassidy is lucky so far. He hasn't killed anyone with his callous disregard for human life, and that includes him.