Her last name sounds like some kind of fancy cheese and her pictures make us cheese ear to ear. I think that means we're legally married in Wisconsin.

Actually, Juliana Provenzano got married since we last checked in and she now goes by Juliana Mizon. That makes us sad, but we'll always have Wisconsin. Anyway, she's a Londoner by address, Colombian by birth, and a New Yorker at heart. No matter where she is, she has a look worthy of international acclaim. The olive skin, the statuesque curves, those dark brown eyes that slice right through you... She makes both hemispheres and all five boroughs all her own.

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