Kobe Buffalomeat Is College Football’s Newest (And Best-Named) Stud
If his play is as phenomenal as his name, then this guy is headed to the hall of fame.
Illinois State has announced it has signed a 6-foot-7, 285-pound offensive lineman from Lawrence, Kan. named Kobe Buffalomeat. Now, he’s probably heard all the jokes about his name, but it’s new to the college football world.
— Illinois State FB (@RedbirdFB) February 1, 2017
Welcome to @RedbirdFB: Kobe Buffalomeat
Lawrence, KS // Lawrence High School
— RedbirdHD.tv (@RedbirdHDTV) February 1, 2017
Lawrence 2017 OL Kobe Buffalomeat headed to play at the FCS level for Illinois State. 6'7 285. 1st Team All-Sunflower League in 2016 pic.twitter.com/g04SMxHJD6
— Sports in Kansas (@sportsinkansas) January 30, 2017
Kobe gave up football for a few years and focused on basketball, but returned to the sport.
With a name like Kobe Buffalomeat, you just knew the internet was going to have some fun with it. And the good people who tool around the ‘net did not disappoint. He’s also expected to capitalize on the newfound fame by appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday.
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) February 1, 2017
— Arby's (@Arbys) February 1, 2017
*Kobe Buffalomeat goes to school*
Kobe: "OK, I'm heading off to class now. Bye mom! Bye dad!
Mr. and Mrs. Buffalomeat: "Bison!"
— Michael Lananna (@mlananna) February 1, 2017
Kobe Buffalomeat is a real person. Amazing. Delicious. https://t.co/StFxQlfu4w
— Brad Stahl (@bmstahl) February 1, 2017
You win, God. https://t.co/t4hD2LBB3K
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 1, 2017