It may a trite early for some to begin thinking about "Tis the Season to be Jolly", but if you are stumped on the gift giving this year, I have the ultimate present in my bag of goodies.  They don't call me Rick St. Nick for nothin' baby!

We're talking around a 40 buck present that will cater to all family members.  This gift is so-o-o-o-o-o-o hot, that the word "genius" will be stapled to every Resume you ever send out.  Forget the hand towel sets, glassware, clothes that don't fit, outdated "I Pads", and free passes to the Bird Watcher's convention!

It dices, it slices, it sounds like a vacuum cleaner while looking like a trash compactor, and the best part, it shuts down the scumbags seeking to steal your livelihood!  Give up?

A paper document shredder!

By the way, as part of 'America Recycles Day', Angelina Beautiful/Clean along with Woodland Heights Medical Center are co-hosting "Shred Day" today (Friday, November 16), from 9 a.m. to noon at the Lufkin/Angelina County Chamber of Commerce (1615 S. Chestnut), with Security Shredders taking care of 'biz.

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