I'll have to say, I don't know which is more ridiculous.  The actual theft, or the way this local news reporter covered the story.

Walmart shoppers in Garrisonville, Virginia saw the sight of their lives Tuesday night—a cow, on all fours, trying to score gallons of milk.

An 18-year-old man dressed up in a cow suit stole 26 gallons of milk around 10:35 p.m. from the Garrisonville Walmart, Stafford County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said.

Naturally, it's time to play “how many bad cow puns can the local field reporter make in two minutes?”