Note to Guys; Ladies Aren’t Impressed with Drunkenness
Just in case you’re working on impressing a new love this weekend, I thought I’d pass along some helpful tidbits from a new Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll.
Here’s what women say about when they’re not so impressed with their man.
Hint – don’t booze it up too much at the big 4th of July backyard barbecue this weekend.
The poll says an otherwise good man is most flawed when he is:
Drunk 46 percent
Angry, 21 percent
Scared, 12 percent
Sick, 8 percent
Horny, 3 percent
As a young man matures, it is most important that he becomes:
Well educated, 35 percent
A hard worker, 28 percent
A gentleman, 27 percent
Willing to talk about feelings, 5 percent
A good athlete, 1 percent
If you could change one of the following about your man, which would you choose:
Temper, 29 percent
Friends, 11 percent
Mother, 9 percent
Sense of humor, 8 percent
Physique, 7 percent
Hygiene, 2 percent
Oh, and don’t use these pickup lines! They’re bad!
“Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes?”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
“You Must Be Jamaican, Because Jamaican Me Crazy.”
Have a great weekend!