It's almost time again for the Texas Redneck Games!

Bring on the Spam-eating contest, the mattress chunk, and the mud pit belly flop. It all happens next week near Longview.

First place in a lot of those events could earn you fifty bucks, but more than the money, it's about the wild and crazy fun you'll have, and perhaps the respect you'll gain. If you can pack away five cans of spam, you deserve a badge of honor.

The 9th annual Texas Redneck Games kick off Thursday, July 26th and run through Sunday July 29th at Gator Run Off Road Park in Easton.

It's four days of muddin', spam eatin', and campin'. You can spend the entire weekend out there in your RV if you want. Did we mention the Mud Chicks Gone Wild? Yes, a wet t-shirt contest as well.

It's good to be a redneck.

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