bath

At least we know that they're clean, amirite?

When I was eight years old, during the age of time known as "Flower Power", I faintly recall my Mom saying something like, "you're going to get a bath tonight whether you like it or not" -- and make no mistake, she meant business.  And, I'm pretty sure that after playing two hours of kickball each day after school on heat searing pavement, that I was quite the little stinker --