This is one of those sidebar stories that simply tickles the funny bone, rather I should say, the "Chicken Bone".
I was at Wal-Mart in Center one night, and felt like some chicken for dinner. It was about 7:30pm. Upon approaching the deli counter I noticed there was no hot chicken. Went to the "cold" station (where they have potato salad, coleslaw, etc.) only to have my pallet shattered when not a chicken was to be found. Bewildered, I asked the nice woman behind the counter, "Where's the chicken tonight?"