What in the world? I had to stare down a neighbor's Halloween decoration to figure out if it was his actual daughter or a ghostly likeness. This is weird.
I never thought I'd be great buds with a retired man who rides through the neighborhood every day on a golf cart, but Chuck is awesome! And he's proof that getting to know our neighbors is a really good thing.
Small towns have advantages that big cities don't, and this is your chance to brag on that.
What do you love about small towns? You can see the stars at night, your favorite restaurant knows what you want to eat, and you've known everyone there since they were babies. (Okay, maybe some advantages are slight disadvantages too.)