wrapping paper

There's something about the sound when slicing through the paper. Some say it's almost sensual. (Oh my.) It "causes a sort of low-grade euphoria."

Imagine your dad's delight when you hand him a gift that's wrapped in packaging with your face plastered all over it.  Who needs a bunch of Santas or Reindeer, when it can be your face all over the paper, on a dancing elf!  This is the ultimate Christmas selfie.