Are you ready for the newest self protection weapon to battle the bad guys?  Look no further than your local retailer for that all important, kick butt weapon, designed to make criminals think twice about their actions.  It may be big and bulky, but in the dead of night, a paint ball gun is likely to freeze the most harden miscreant without a second glance.

Elvis Alexander may only have his pride wounded after he bungled a burglary, but he's darn lucky that Galveston resident Carrie King didn't have the "real deal".  Instead, he ended up looking like a brightly colored Easter egg after taking a couple rounds from Carrie's paint ball gun.

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