And The $75,000 Oscar Goody Bag Goes To…

Colin Firth, The King's Speech, Natalie Portman, and Christian Bale were big winners at last night's Oscars.  But you know what?  The losers will be big winners today.

Anyone who was nominated and didn't win, will get an Oscar goodie bag valued at $75,000.  Inside, vouchers for vacations valued at $12,000 to $16,000; anti-aging serum based on stem cells that's not available to the public; even electronic cigarettes!

See, it is an honor just to be nominated.