Stupid: Louisiana Suspect Busted Hiding From Police in a Dryer

Sometimes You Read a Police Report and Think "This Was Definitely a Florida Man"

The latest story that has us scratching our heads is coming straight out of Monroe, Louisiana. Monroe Police raided a suspected cocaine dealer's residence. According to court filings obtained by TheSmokingGun.com the suspect was found hiding inside the dryer in the kitchen area. Excuse us, what? Was this man a contortionist? How do you get yourself inside of a dryer? We have too many questions and not enough answers.

Monroe Police Officers Were Armed With Search and Arrest Warrants Looking for a Man Who Allegedly Had Been Selling Crack From a Two-Bedroom Apartment.

Officers were looking for 26-year-old Darren Pittman but he was nowhere to be found. Officers claim they had heard movement in the kitchen area so they searched every inch of the kitchen including the dryer. None of the court filings indicate how tall or how much Pittman weighs so we will remain perplexed for now.

Monroe Police Found the Suspect Inside the Dryer and He Was Subsequently Arrested.

Two others were arrested alongside Pittman. 19-year-old Myshella Smith, was arrested for obstruction when she allegedly tried to keep officers from searching the residence. 18-year-old Chade Johnson was also arrested when he fought with police after arguing the “validity of the search warrant.”

The Real Question Remains How Did This Alleged Criminal Fit in a Dryer?

We took to YouTube to find videos of adults fitting in dryers, and there is a possibility that a 6'2" man can fit in a dryer. Check out the video below.