Gilligan's Island

Stay put!  I have breaking news designed to floor the most eccentric Classic Rocker!  Ready? Gilligan, The Skipper, The Professor, Mary-Ann, Ginger, and Mr. & Mrs. Howell; they have all been rescued!  Hang on, we can't really find them, but we did find their boat, the S.S. Minnow.  I kid you not!