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Living in Nevada for many years, I can certainly sympathize with this guy:

Planning on starting a garden this Spring in East Texas?  Forget the water, and forget talking to the plants, heck, might as well forget sunlight as well. You won't believe what will make your garden grow, and it shouldn't cost you one single penny, because there is a specialty item you can likely find in your vinyl record collection that will do the trick.

It's the "Ultimate Paintball Duel" presented by Audi now making its way around the World Wide Web.

Today's date:  10/11/12! Are you a numbers person? Do you get charged up about the psychology surrounding numerical sequences? My good friend, Peter Levitrolos III (not Peter Levitrolos II), is planning to celebrate the "dirty dozen" on 12/12/12.

While you were sleeping last night and each news network was discussing whom will be running the country in two months, you may have missed some of the other headlines being buried on a back page byline, or as a fast 30 second filler story leading into an episode of "Hawaii 5-0".

Ahoy mateys! Shiver me timbers, today (September 19) is "talk like a Pir-r-r-rate day"! Blimey, you say? Listen up me hearties, For me bucko's not sure of the cap'ns wishes, a cat o'nine tails comes to all swabbies not taking the booty.

I've absolutely had it with stupid, ridiculous, non-nonsensical rules, whereby the people drafting the code should be banished to that island that Tom Hanks was stranded on for four years in the movie "Castaway"! Further, the lunatics of such gibberish, actually make the guys in the "Dumb and Dumber" flick retain respectability. Allow me to vent forthright.

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

Around 40 years or so ago, Continental Airlines had the slogan, "We really move our tail for you". Today, they may want to bring a portion of that saying back to life. Why?  Here's the plight of a 33 year old lawyer giving folks an extra thrill during a February flight on a plane bound for Houston from Los Angeles in February.

I realize the world's a changin' at lightning speed.  I mean, that 32" top-of-the-line HD-TV you bought yesterday, is obsolete today.  My cell phone featuring 36-app capability is now considered a dinosaur, even though I upgraded just last week!  But, I was completely unaware of the legality of not forking over after the meal.

The folks in San Antonio, Texas got quite a treat earlier this month when an unexplained fireball, or rather something that looked like a fireball streaked across the midday sky.

It was only a couple days ago that we showed you a video of Batman cruising in his ‘Batmobile’ (but really a black Lamborghini) on I-95 in Silver Spring, Maryland. What we didn’t see later is the same Batman getting pulled over by Montgomery Country police because of an improper rear license plate. Turns out the bat symbol isn’t a street legal plate.