Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas
A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.
Meetups of Pro-Rape Group, Including 7 in Texas, Canceled
Numerous meet-ups across the globe, including seven in Texas, of a pro rape legalization organization scheduled to take place on Feb. 6 have been canceled over concerns about the privacy and safety of the members after the Internet found out about the meetings and the low-life pieces of turds behind them.
Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll
A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.
Which Job Each State, Including Texas, Is Googling Most
The job Texans are Googling more than any other state is that of a referee, which is keeping it pretty vanilla compared to some of the other states. (Looking at you, Ohio.)
Million-Dollar Texas Drug Heist Caught on Camera
Police say a million-dollar pharmaceutical drug heist at a pharmacy outside of Dallas was captured by surveillance cameras and looks like something out of an action movie.
Texas ‘Affluenza’ Teen Ethan Couch Found in Mexico
One of the world's biggest douchebags, Texas' own Ethan Couch, has been found and detained in Mexico, where he fled after violating terms of probation set following his conviction in a 2013 drunk driving crash that left four dead and nine others injured.
What’s the Most Popular Food Emoji in Texas?
A recently-released survey reveals the most-used food emoji by state, and the most used in Texas is kinda surprising.
Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say
A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Gas War Drops Price to $1.29 a Gallon
A gas war has dropped gas prices in one small Texas town to $1.29 a gallon, 92 cents below the current national average.
Whataburger Nikes Are The Tastiest Looking Shoes Ever
Now your feet can look as fancy as a packet of fancy ketchup with the custom Whataburger Nike.
Most Searched Halloween Costumes in Texas
What Halloween costumes are Texans Googling the most?