Brad Pitt may not have won the Oscar for Moneyball last night, but he has been voted the "Most Likely to have Starbucks Delivered to his home." did a wild and wacky survey centered on curiosity about the neighbors, and Brad was the celebrity voted most likely to subscribe to doorstep coffee. Who is the most likely to set his own kitchen on fire?

That would be Nick Nolte. The actor received 40 percent of the vote in the survey that asked respondents to choose between Nolte, George Clooney, Rooney Mara, Meryl Streep and Jonah Hill. Nolte was also voted the celebrity most likely to be a hoarder.

What other little nuggets came from the survey?

•Glenn Close -- Most likely to invite the pool man in for a drink.
•George Clooney -- Most likely to get caught retrieving the newspaper in his bathrobe.
•Jonah Hill -- Most likely to host a crazy pool party.

Clooney may be a more desirable newspaper retriever than my pot-bellied neighbor. Anyone want to live next to Jonah Hill? Paarrrrty!