There's nothing funnier than listening to kids say the darndest things.

So what happens when Jimmy Kimmel heads out to the streets to interview kids about killing off Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half Men? Just watch the video to see what their suggestions were, starting at the 58 second mark.

My favorite is the little kid with the tan-colored cap and the missing front teeth. He shows up about four times in the video - each time suggesting a different method he'd use to kill Mr. Sheen. It's actually kind of scary how thorough these kids' answers are... 

Among the horrific ideas, children suggested hitting Sheen with Barbies, whipping him and feeding him to fire ants, blowing him up with a bazooka, poisoning his pudding cup and giving him cancer like a cat.