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Texas Restaurant Employee Charged With Felony For Rubbing Genitals on Pizza

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We’re pretty sure this isn’t what the customer meant when he asked for extra sausage on his pizza.

Austin Michael Symonds
Austin Michael Symonds (Williams County)

18-year-old Austin Symonds was arrested and charged with a felony last week in Georgetown, Texas after police say he rubbed his genitals on a pizza he was preparing for a customer at a local Papa Murphy’s restaurant.

Symonds was charged with tampering with a consumer product after a customer who ordered food told police he caught Symonds defiling the pie with his manhood. According to the customer, he was “rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered.” Symonds even admitted to Georgetown police that he would would have given the pizza to the customer if he hadn’t been caught.

Symonds was taken to the Williams County Jail. He has since been released after posting $10,000 bond. Another employee at the pizza store told the American-Statesman that Symonds has been fired.

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