This House For Sale in Pittsburgh is NASA Meets Harry Potter

There's also a tropical-themed bedroom with a sandy beach. Yes, really.

I admire realtors and I'll tell you why - because they can stroll into a house that looks like this one, on Rainier Drive in Pittsburgh, and make it sound like a dream home. It might be to some people; it's also enough to turn a LOT of people away. But they make lemonade out of lemons, and that's why most of them are good at their jobs.

Behold, ladies and germs...the weirdest house you'll see on the market today. Listen to how Berkshire Hathaway realtor Sam Pace describes this bizarre abode:

Do you like Fun & Adventure? See this One of a Kind Brick Ranch, Converted into a 2 Story. Enter the Door to a 13th Century Castle Décor Sunken Living Rm, w/ Dramatic, High, Oak Beamed Ceiling, Hardwood Floor, Brick Fireplace, a Ladder to an Elevated Library. Time Travel at Warp Speed to the 25th Century Starship. A Talking Space Alien greets you as you walk toward the Floor to Ceiling, Outer Space Wall Mural. The Dining Rm Command Center Rear Wall opens up to the Spaceship Main Bridge-Working Computer & Controls from an Apache Helicopter, Speakers & a 55 Inch Screen (TV works). Pocket Door to the Functional "Galley Kitchen." Open the Hatch Door & you find the Laundry, Large Storage Area & Workshop. Take the Spiral Staircase to Explore the 2nd Floor, which has a Den Area, a Walkway & 3 Bedrooms. There's a Tropical Island Themed Bedroom & a 1970 Hippie Crash Pad Bedroom with a Queen Water Bed. Level Back Yard w/ a Pool (under warranty) and Patio Area. Beautiful Wisteria over Pergola.

And now, without further ado, I present to you...the "everything" house.