dallas cowboy cheerleaders

Guys, most of us can relate to the cheerleader in high school story right?  In my school, the babes had three categories.  They were "burning hot", "scorching" and "flame-throwing delicious", and getting one to acknowledge my existence was much like the first half of this 1987 movie:

The old addage that "money won't buy you happiness" is mostly true, that is unless you have just under $7k in your pocket and an urge to vacation with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

People feel terrible when they aren’t appreciated at work. Imagine how Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Rae Kellerman felt after she was not only trampled by Cowboys Tight End Jason Witten during the team’s nationally televised Thanksgiving day game but then was forced by team officials to shut down her Twitter account after joking about the incident...

The process of filling the 36 spots on the Dallas Cowboys' iconic cheerleading squad began this weekend, with 300 lovely and ultra-fit ladies attending an open tryout in Dallas. The squad won't be finalized until closer to the 2011 NFL season (assuming labor issues don't wipe the season out, anyway).