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While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped these ten boneheaded scofflaws. One clumsy bank robber shoots himself in the foot, a thief can’t figure out how to operate a door as a means of escape and another gets hopelessly stuck while trying to break into a store. If criminals keep being this dumb, us law-abiding citizens have nothing to worry about. R

Forgetting your wife’s birthday is usually going to be a big problem, and for Florida man Joseph Bray, it led to a martial spat and a night in prison. But when Judge John “Jay” Hurley decided the light pushing and shoving that had gone down after the birthday snub didn’t warrant any further incarceration, he hit Bray with a sentence that some fellows are going to think cruel and unusual... Read Mo

Pat Sajack would like to buy a vowel with a shot of Jack Daniels as a chaser. The long time ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host mentioned during a radio interview that he did more than a few shows under the influence. In the early days of the show, there was a lot of time to kill between set changes, so Sajak and letter flipper Vanna White would hit the Cantina across the street from the studio to drink the t

Fans of wacky news will no doubt recall our recent story on a man named (wait for it) Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, who was arrested on Jan. 5 for weapons and drug charges.

This golden retriever is musician Drew Arcoleo‘s biggest fan, and the dog smiles and bobs his head when Drew strums on his guitar. Then, when the music stops, the pooch’s grin disappears and he actually seems to be frowning.  But luckily his blues subside once the music restarts.

The proliferation of camera phones and other hand-held recording devices has made it increasingly likely that various forms of ‘Fail’ get captured on video.

As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what??? The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You’ve just given us Christmas nightm

Greg Benson and Ryan Smith had such a fine time pranking Target employees that they decided to do it again. This time, the jokesters pestered retail workers at Wal-Mart with ridiculous shopping lists.

This giant human slingshot doesn’t actually release its flesh-and-blood projectiles into the air (that would be really dangerous) but it still looks like a whole lot of fun. Watch it in action below.

In a prayer before Saturday night’s NASCAR Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tennessee, Pastor Joe Nelms name-checked several big sponsors and supporters of the sport, thanking the Almighty for things like “GM performance technology,” “Goodyear tires” — and of course his “smoking hot wife Lisa.” He wraps up the whole thing “in Jesus’ name, boogity boogity boogity, amen.”

There's nothing funnier than listening to kids say the darndest things. So what happens when Jimmy Kimmel heads out to the streets to interview kids about killing off Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half Men? Just watch the video to see what their suggestions were, starting at the 58 second mark. My favorite is the little kid with the tan-colored cap and the missing front teeth. He shows up

While President Barack Obama was organizing a targeted operation to kill terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, it appears that former President George Bush was taking care of his own business in Texas - well, sort of. In this hilarious video from Funny or Die, Will Ferrell reprises his Dubya impersonation once again to make a special address from the Sizzler Steak House, where, after gathering his mea